Lesson 3:
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.
They rub it and a Genie comes out.
The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.'
'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk.. 'I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.'
Puff! She's gone.
'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.'
Puff! He's gone.
'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.'
Moral of the story:
Always let your boss have the first say.
Lesson 6
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.
While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.
The dung was actually thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Morals of the story:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your
friend.
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep
your mouth shut!
*cited from an Email FW: Lessons In Life*
Me love this~~ WAAKAKAKAKAKAK
Thursday, April 9, 2009
Lesson 6
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.
While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.
The dung was actually thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Morals of the story:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your
friend.
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep
your mouth shut!
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.
While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.
The dung was actually thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Morals of the story:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your
friend.
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep
your mouth shut!
Tuesday, April 7, 2009
PHEWW!!! FINALLY!!!
Curtin Open day had just over~~ gosh.... super tired after 5 days intensive training for the dance battle ~~
I had my time on the stage and it was like ~~ WOW!!! 1st time in my life I had so much fun on stage without thinking it was a competition!!!
Anyways those times that we made our bodies sore gosh.~~~ I feel like a new person ~~ WAKAKAKA!! i know i cant really sweat like the others which makes me feel that maybe my skin pores are not big enough nei~~
But~~ overall ~~ the big rain towards the end of the Open day~~ It was the 1st time after for so many years after I left secondary school, to play under the rain...
Well not that its an emo thingy~~ I do missed all those times where I used to be very care free and also enjoying every bits of my life compared to the time i have now.
Due to the fact that I missed those times too much that I still want to remain who I am which is to play around, thinking that what I do now will not effect me much. But then I realized that time changes and same goes to the surrounding environment. I can't help to think that I'm getting childish as time goes by and all I want is do what I want without realizing that I actually getting the people around me into tons of troubles due to my actions.
After the rain stopped, and day passed since that day, there are more to a lesson that I had learn from a friend... I met all sorts of people every now and then but limits are all I can do for now... Being selfish and all these are what the people are trying to teach me in order for me to achieve my goals in life... but still I have my own principles to life which I will never break till now.
A promise will always be a promise though they are always meant to be broken from time to time... to me, a promise can be broken through time but through time in the future a promise can be done also~~
A promise to a friend and also a promise to myself that I will keep until then!!!
^^^^ Loving Each DAy Dearly^^^^^^
I had my time on the stage and it was like ~~ WOW!!! 1st time in my life I had so much fun on stage without thinking it was a competition!!!
Anyways those times that we made our bodies sore gosh.~~~ I feel like a new person ~~ WAKAKAKA!! i know i cant really sweat like the others which makes me feel that maybe my skin pores are not big enough nei~~
But~~ overall ~~ the big rain towards the end of the Open day~~ It was the 1st time after for so many years after I left secondary school, to play under the rain...
Well not that its an emo thingy~~ I do missed all those times where I used to be very care free and also enjoying every bits of my life compared to the time i have now.
Due to the fact that I missed those times too much that I still want to remain who I am which is to play around, thinking that what I do now will not effect me much. But then I realized that time changes and same goes to the surrounding environment. I can't help to think that I'm getting childish as time goes by and all I want is do what I want without realizing that I actually getting the people around me into tons of troubles due to my actions.
After the rain stopped, and day passed since that day, there are more to a lesson that I had learn from a friend... I met all sorts of people every now and then but limits are all I can do for now... Being selfish and all these are what the people are trying to teach me in order for me to achieve my goals in life... but still I have my own principles to life which I will never break till now.
A promise will always be a promise though they are always meant to be broken from time to time... to me, a promise can be broken through time but through time in the future a promise can be done also~~
A promise to a friend and also a promise to myself that I will keep until then!!!
^^^^ Loving Each DAy Dearly^^^^^^
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